during all my wormlinghood
i dreamed of a free world
where i could breathe fresh air
flying over these woods

nothing will ever be
more important to me
i could be so happy if i could
only fly high in the sky

now i'm no more a kid
nor a nice little wormling
i've lost all my child dreams
and i'm actually thinking

that i cannot afford
this life anymore
this unbearable lifetime
you bloody fucking whore

wanna dive out of my hole
into this deep blue air
i'll never feel alone
when i am up there

nothing will ever be
more important to me
i could be so happy if i could
only fly high in the sky

tonight i think i'm ready
i'll feel so free
i've been drinking so much
i can almost touch the sky

so i'm moving to this
nice place under the sun
i am wishing, i am thinking
that i'm flying, it's so fun

nothing will never ever be
that important to me
i'm feeling so free now that i can
fly like a bird high in the sky

wanna dive out of my hole
into this deep blue air
i'll never feel alone
when i am up there

nothing will never ever be
that important to me
i'm feeling so free now that i can
fly like a bird high in the sky

now i'm singing the blues
and i'm wondering where you are
you know i'm down at your shoes
but i wanna be a rock star

stop
i've only got a wheelbarrow
because i'm a gnome

everytime i'm asleep
i hope i had a house
with checked red curtains at the windows
to bowl the neighbours over... but i come

round
all i have's the starry sky
because i'm a gnome

everytime i'm alone
i dream i had a girl
with jet-black hair and snow-white skin
to <hug> her tenderly... but i wake

up
all i have's a fountain frog
because i'm a gnome

i'll never have fast car
i'll never have a house
i'll never have a snow-white skinned girl
that i could call my own... but i don't

care
because like every gnome
i have a big dick

he had built his house
out of dust and beer
so he often claimed
he was an engineer

you could be a star
'cos when they see you
girls screem ooh ooh
crawl under the satge
and under the sofa
and laugh ha ha ha

he lived happily
because twice a week
three boys and a girl
came and played music

but on friday nights
he had to hide away
'cos he couldn't stand
the sight of the dj

once upon a time
there was a little bug
who lived under the stage
of a well-known club

on a sunny day
maybe christmas eve
he packed all his gear
and decided to leave

you could be a star
'cos when they see you
girls screem ooh ooh
crawl under the satge
and under the sofa
and laugh ha ha ha

you could be a star
'cos when they see you
girls screem ooh ooh
crawl under the satge
and under the sofa
and laugh ha ha ha

colossus
lighthouse
gardens
mausoleum
statue
temple
pyramid

hang over watch out for headache
seven dwarves digging in your head

solid
liquid
gas

huey
duey
louie

hang over watch out for headache
seven dwarves digging in your head

me

that i fear each day spent with you
you say you love me but i don't think so

so i keep thinking 'bout your past
even when i think of you now, lying just beside me
of your sweetwords, i still feel so deep your cruelty
that i can't help looking at your claws
moving so fast

that i fear each day spent by your side now
you say you love me but i can't think so

but maybe one day i will forget your past
or at least try to forgive, feel again your sweet kisses
know i would be able to accept your excuses that day
and we'll be as one forever

you're a great cat and i'm a sweet bird
and you say you love me and i wanna think so
i wanna feel love towards you
tomorow's a bright day
tomorrow's a great day for me and you

my friend got fat at the age of four
one day later he started to drink
'cos he wanted to puke in the sink
and see his guts splash on the floor

my friend got married at the age of three
one hour later he started to fuck
'cos he wanted to empty his bullocks
and therefore have a huge family

my friend died at the age of thirty
three days later he came back to life
'cos he'd forgotten to kiss his wife
and most of all a pizza delivery

my friend was born at the age of seven
one month later he stopped smoking
'cos he wanted to skate like tonya harding
and play music like iron maiden

get down
now, get down
get down

i just wanted to give you a hug
but she shakes her neck like a spoon in a mug

get down

so suddenly he falls down
on a rhino horn, which was just walking around
breaks his pocket, it's so bad
on this fat rhino, now laying on the ground

she's so sorry to have brought on that
and so frightened she can just say that

get up
please, get up
get up

as in a dream the koala wakes up
she kisses him and they decide to up town

up town

so the rhino gets up too
and is so happy to see him feeling good
asks them 'may i come with you?'
and they all go shopping, going over the woods

you say you're right
you say i was drunk i couldn't even speak my name
i didn't touch you but you thought i might
in your opinion i'm the one to blame

so you said you got no time, no time
you said you got no time, no time
you said you got no time, no time
you said you got no time, no time

i say you're wrong
you were so proud you wouldn't even share my beer
now you've got no choice but listen to my song
and you'll see that i've always been sincere

so don't say you've got no time, no time
don't say you've got no time, no time
don't say you've got no time, no time
don't say you've got no time, no time
no time, no time
don't say you've got no time, no time

but he doesn't know that friday
in catholic habits is fish day
so rather than a carrot stick
he has to use a moby dick

it's well known that newton's a genious
and that an apple made him famous
but apples aren't oblong enough
for being driven in his girlfriend's ass

no leather, no vinyl boots
roots, vegetable roots
no chains and no latex
only carrot sex

he's got pumpkin coloured hair
'cos of his head he takes care
even his mind is in an orange colour
that's why he uses a carrot as a vibrator

no leather, no vinyl boots
roots, vegetable roots
no chains and no latex
only carrot sex

for him christmas happens every week
'cos with a really special prick
he stuffs the turkey on Friday
he stuffs it in an unusual way

he goes to that pub
with other jerks
and he's fired by the school

you can never rely on him
he doesn't care 'bout anything
you can never rely on him

he tries to sing
to be in a band
but always arrives late

his friends get tired
of this man
they wonder what's his presence rate

you can never rely on him
he doesn't care 'bout anything
you can never rely on him

'hey fucking giraffe
get down or i'll explose you!'
but she told him she was stuck
on that branch
and was afraid of getting down
was afraid of getting down

so he climbed up the tree to help her
put her in his pocket
and took her down
they went for a walk, hand in hand
looking at the little birds in the sky

he looked at her for a while
and suddenly fell in love
'cos of her beautiful spots
on her horns
so he climbed up on her neck to kiss her
but she said...

he puts on his baseball cap
looks left and right
then crosses the street

he enters her house
goes up to the second floor
ding dong! she opens the door

i wish i was a fly
to see all this art and sex
i wish i was a fly
to see her pretending to be david hamilton
i wish i was a fly
and him jerking off on her camera
i wish i was a fly
i wish i was a fly

she welcomes him in her flat
with an american colgate smile
'cos he never kisses

in her kitchen there's ice-tea
take-away pizzas and brownies
ding dong! candlelight dinner's ready

i wish i was a fly
to see all this art and sex
i wish i was a fly
to see her pretending to be david hamilton
i wish i was a fly
and him jerking off on her camera
i wish i was a fly
i wish i was a fly

all this sperm he can't keep in
a good christian needs to share
he cums in dreams like the geneva fountain
his body does in dreams what he doesn't dare

let's dream that you're on the beach
let's dream about pam anderson
let's dream that you're with this bitch
let's sleep on, the wet dream goes on

during the night this pipe of pan
which refuses during the day to grow up
in the night gets hard as a handle of pan
and pump up the jam!

let's dream that you're on the beach
let's dream about pam anderson
let's dream that you're with this bitch
let's sleep on, the wet dream goes on

let's dream that you're on the beach
let's dream about pam anderson
let's dream that you're with this bitch
let's sleep on, the wet dream goes on

m.u.s.h.r.o.o.m.

mushroom!
aaaaaarh!
uuuuuuuh!

cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe
cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe

third hen she loves wooloomooloo
but she can only say, say , say!

cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe
cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe

cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe
cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe
cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe
cock-a-doodle-doo
three hens and a shoe

he knows each nook of the world and the women
he often makes a crook to play the sex machine!

all the pretty saints of the calendar
know what a great fucker he is, he is
but ignore his name of cheddar
ignore he's called mccheese

he's now anchored in india
for a long time, a long time
after a small stage in angola
hands on the neck for the frime

he knows each nook of the world and the women
he often makes a crook to play the sex machine!

all the pretty saints of the calendar
know what a great fucker he is, he is
but ignore his name of cheddar
ignore he's called mccheese

she won't do the koala
just after such a meal
she won't do the koala
'cos of the disgust she feels

i don't think
i'll keep my quietness
i just stink
to be bitchless

sometimes i also try
something totally swedish
sometimes i also try
a piece of barried fish

this cunniligus taste
assures my bachelorhood
with this cunnilingus taste
except my breath i feel good

i don't think
i'll keep my quietness
i just stink
to be bitchless

this voice inspires death
death and hate
so don't be amazed by
suicidal rate

schweppes sings the blues
you can't believe it
schweppes sings the blues
and it sounds as shit
schweppes sings the blues

you heal with jessie norman
it soothes from the tonic indian
but he'll soon have a shower
and you'll suffer harder
don't let this soda pop rave
black slaves turn in their graves

this voice inspires death
death and hate
so don't be amazed by
suicidal rate

schweppes sings the blues
you can't believe it
schweppes sings the blues
and it sounds as shit
schweppes sings the blues

when you're in reebok®
they wear wool socks
and a big brown pair of
birkenstock®

prise et hopp et schnouff
prise et hopp
und esch doppelt birkenstock®
prise et hopp
prise et hopp

putting a pink tie on
for them that's common
as having hairy knees
for the ladies

when you're in reebok®
they wear wool socks
and a big brown pair of
birkenstock®

prise et hopp
hesch dini ovo hüt scho gha?
prise et hopp
und esch doppelt birkenstock®
prise et hopp et schnouff
f.i.g.u.g.e.g.l.
prise et hopp
und esch doppelt birkenstock®
prise et hopp et schnouff
prise et hopp

such a nice day
such a nice blur
such a nice way
such a nice colour

(i want a cardinal®)
so let my head get green
(i want a cardinal®)
so let my head, my head get green

i was hungry, i ate a carrot stick
my stomach made bubbles, i felt a little sick
my skin began to become orange and to prick
that's how i turned orange

such a nice day
such a nice blur
such a nice way
such a nice colour

(i want a cardinal®)
so let my head get green
(i want a cardinal®)
so let my head get green
(i want a cardinal®)
so let my head get green
(i want a cardinal®)
so let my head, my head get green

green

my rent loudspeakers
can't stand twisting
what a fucking engineer
he'll get a trashing

let's put it in, let's put it in
fuck da come on!
let's put his head in the bog
in the bog

i sounded as shit
a sound as I hated
'cos of his bad mix
he'll be emasculated... huh!

she don't like me
but I wanna be swaying
'cos of her balls
she'll get a spanking

let's put it in, let's put it in
fuck da come on!
let's put his head in the bog
in the bog

they don't want your dick
they don't want your stick
they're just acid freaks, bratchgun!

little girl in india, neither father nor family
killed her, but tradition

little girl in india, is life in shame
better than no life at all?

i, i wanna be miss world
i wanna have white bright teeth and all the stuff
i, i wanna be miss world
i wanna have white bright teeth and all the fucking stuff

tonight is the d-day, i must be ready quick
i put on my red silk dress, my cherry red lipstick
i'm now holding my tongue
i've been waiting so long, my nervousness is big
i put on my high heel shoes, my platinum blonde wig

i, i wanna be miss world
i wanna have white bright teeth and all the stuff
i, i wanna be miss world
i wanna have white bright teeth and all the stuff
i, i'm gonna be miss world
i'm gonna have white bright teeth and all the stuff
i, i'm gonna be miss world
i'm gonna have white bright teeth and all the fucking stuff

going up town, picking up chicks in some low dive

a big thought came through my mind, i would better be, better be outside walking, drinking, talking, even shopping, thinking and explore the empty width, the empty width of my conscience, so i decided stopping screwing around, screwing around, a big thought came, suddenly came through my mind, i would better be outside, screwing around, screwing around

she asked me more dough, no way, go jerking off bitch!

...

her pimp smashed up my balls so I'm called cup & ball

then, suddenly, landed down a she-sparrow
she was small, she lived happy and quiet

it's noon, the sun is warm
a group of birds are flying in the blue sky
they're shouting, making big fuss, they're landing on her!
1, 2, 3, 4 they're gone
it's noon, the sun is warm
the music is cool

the she-sparrow is lying, she's been raped!
the she-sparrow is lying, she's been raped!
and we laughed!
and we laughed!